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Did you hear about the St Jude’s Primary School Nativity Play?
Two children are dressed as Mary and Joseph, and they are on their way to the inn in Bethlehem.
Meanwhile on the other side of the stage, a lad in a shepherd’s outfit is on a mobile phone, calling to make a reservation.
The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. “Papa fell in the well last week – ” he began. “Good heavens,” shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. “Is he all right now?” “He must be,” said little Irving. “He stopped yelling for help yesterday.”
The art of giving directions is lost on this X-Y Generation they have no idea where they live. Example….. I get a phone call from this guy whom has locked himself out of his house, No kidding he could not tell me what a major intersection he lived closest too, he needs me to hurry and yet cant help me get to him any quicker, then he begins to blame ME for not having a GPS so I can find him. Crazy right? So he begins to explain that there is a Whataberger a Strip Club and a Mcdonalds close to his house, hello what about the HEB, Fire Station and CVS this guy was a mess 30 Year old educated big house, big car and not a lick of common sense….. i’m so sorry….So if you are one of these people, Learn to give directions, your friends and Family will love you!
If you need a Locksmith, call someone that is in your area, so if you are in San Antonio, Texas. Call a locksmith from San Antonio, Why would you call one in Florida or New York. And thats what you are doing when you call a 1-800-Number. These guys will charge you double if not Triple, you get no warranty on the work, worst case is you give them your Credit Card info and you are at their mercy.
I have some horror storys about this issue and I will share them soon.